Remember the days when you made paper bag Valentine mailboxes and you gave cards to everyone in your class? We still do and in honor of our upcoming SPOONS TOONS & BOOZE one year anniversary at Nitehawk Cinema, and Valentine’s Day Special on February 23rd and 24th, we’ve put together a special menu of cartoons about love and all that sappy stuff. We’ve also put together some of our favorite cartoon character Valentine’s cards! Enjoy!

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1. “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles”

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I knew Bebop and Rocksteady had a forbidden love thing going on.

2. “He-Man”

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You’re alone on Valentine’s, right? Here, spend all day coloring this giant card, virgin.


3. “Kellogg’s Cereal”

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Even the cereal mascots got in on the card racket, though Dig’em Frog kind of phoned it in.


4. “Pac-Man”

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Be my Pac-Valentine or so help me Pac-God I will track you down and…
(aka Ms. Pac-Man takes out a restraining order)


5. “Aladdin”

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Pssst, dude, her name is Jasmine!

6. “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles”

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Because in 1992 kids loved references to black and white films from 1942.

7. “Ren & Stimpy”

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Despite the show being disgusting, violent and often censored… here you go, kids! Express your feelings!

8. “The Jetsons”

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Now, class, we all know what nuts and bolts are euphemisms for, right? That’s correct, the things male robots keep in their bottom drawer.

9. “Batman”

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Nothing says Happy Valentine’s Day like cards for children featuring a mentally unstable, violent vigilante and his nightmarish, homicidal rogue’s gallery. And nothing says you’re gonna be picked on forever than giving your teacher a Valentine.

10. “Batman”

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Did I mention I witnessed my parents murder? So seriously, don’t break my heart.

HONORABLE MENTIONS

"DuckTales"

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"Tiny Toon Adventures"

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"Doug"

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"Batman"

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Yes, please.


"The Simpsons"

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Best. Valentine. Ever.

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